- me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
You know you're not 18. You really need to step up your game
I can be whatever age I want on the internet
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses