proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via smallbabybirb)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via all-bands-blog)

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

(Source: 7ae, via queennanamii)

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

(Source: berrysherlockholmes, via scientifuck)

Timestamp: 1408339628

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

(Source: berrysherlockholmes, via scientifuck)

sheisnotafraid:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

This is beautiful

(via chillaxatives)

Timestamp: 1408339478

sheisnotafraid:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

This is beautiful

(via chillaxatives)

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via w0ah-i-alm0st-gave-a-fuck)

Anonymous:
Are you kidding me your hair is so pretty

:) :) :) thank youu

Anonymous:
your hair looks awesome!!! <3

thank you!!

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via summerthought)

Timestamp: 1408025660

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via summerthought)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via feelsanna)

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via pumpy-del-rumpy)

Timestamp: 1408025220

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via pumpy-del-rumpy)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

(via pumpy-del-rumpy)

Timestamp: 1408025151

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

(via pumpy-del-rumpy)